Eleven-year-old Scottish Play Doe--his friends call him Scott--is convinced that the Goodco Cereal Company is secretly run by evil fairies who plan to turn kids into a zombie army by injecting "NEW! Intellijuice" in all their cereals. Scott believes Goodco is also responsible for kidnapping the Queen of England and replacing her with two goblins in a queen suit. Scott, his friendly leprechaun Mick, twins Emo and Emily, and Biggs--their gargantuan housekeeper--are out to stop them.
