flatulence

"A celebration of one of our most useful (and hilarious) body parts"--Provided by the publisher.

"After their masters go poof in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie -- three lowly apprentices -- decide to become fearless adventurers of great renown. But first, they must take a crack at a quest! Young Fart and his friends catch wind that the Great and Powerful Kevin is sniffing around for the coveted golden llama and its magical fart. The hapless heroes embark on a journey that will test their courage, their wits ... and their noses"--Back cover.

Anthony has returned from a trip around the world to challenge Keith, the mastermind who cured the common fart, for leadership of Sweet Farts, Inc., and to add to Keith's stress, Mr. Gonzalez has entered Sweet Farts, Inc. in the All World Science Challenge.

After a field trip to the science museum, twins Stan and Stinky Grosse build a rocket for the Astronomy Fair in an attempt to beat Penelope and win first prize.

After their lunches are stolen, Harry Buttz Elementary School students Darren, Tina, Juan-Carlos, and Walter eat radioactive burritos that give each a strange ability--along with serious gas--which, with training by Janitor Stan, may help them foil Number Two and the BO twins' evil plan.

Drawings paired with rhyming text depict the farting of many types of people and animals.

Dr. Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa set out to find Santa and save Christmas after the king of Norway sells the rights to the holiday to money-hungry Mr. Thrane.

Although confined to a hotel room after his flatulence offends the patrons of a beach resort, Walter the farting dog makes an explosive sea rescue to save little Billy and Betty.

"The Fart Squad travels back in time to a sixteenth-century Scottish castle to retrieve the Golden Scratcher that will cure the town of a contagious itch"--OCLC.

"Something is rotten in the plumbing of Harry Buttz Elementary School, and it's kidnapped Janitor Stan! It's up to the Fart Squad to dive into the toilet vortex to save their scent-sei from the World of the Royal Flush ... Only the Fart Squad has the guts, the gall, and the gas to flush this round brown mound before he overflows his toilet kingdom on the world."--Provided by publisher.