Presents wacky, fanciful explanations--some with a kernel of truth--for rules that parents impose on their children, including reasons for eating vegetables, not jumping on the bed, and combing one's hair.
Presents wacky, fanciful explanations--some with a kernel of truth--for rules that parents impose on their children, including reasons for brushing one's teeth, washing one's feet, and not swallowing gum.
Contains jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and fun facts about baseball, basketball, football, boxing, hockey, and other sports, and explains how to write a joke book.
No animal is safe in this outrageous collection of kid-friendly gross-out jokes. Its puns and wordplay will stimulate creative thinking and help to hone readers' language skills. It's sure to leave kids laughing like hyenas.
"Shines a light on childhood--because growing up isn't always easy, but it's usually funny. Life isn't perfect, and things don't always go as planned. Like when you try to feed yourself and the food ends up all over your clothes. Or when you try to ride a bike and end up taking an epic spill. But laughing at our common human experience makes it all a little easier, and a whole lot more entertaining. Because everyone and everything is a little awkward sometimes!"--Publisher.
