twilight

Seventeen-year-old Heffa Lump believes no one will ever see her true beauty, until she moves to Spatula, where Teddy Kelledy, a handsome vampire, takes notice of Heffa and shows her the meaning of true love.

Stella Cow's ordinary life turns extraordinary after she begins a relationship with Edweird Sullen, a vampire trapped in the body of a teenager, but one of Edweird's enemies intends to destroy their romance.

A parody of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight," in which Belle Goose falls in love with a nerdy vampire named Edwart Mullen who she tries to convince to turn her into one of his kind, and runs into trouble when she realizes he finds girls repulsive.