Llewellyn, Tom

"A is for apple unless you're being chased by a bloodsucking vampire, then A is for Aaaaaagghhh! This irreverent and unusual ABC book will have you laughing, but hopefully not vomiting, all the way from A to Zee End"--Provided by publisher.

When Seth Anomundy's drug addict mother is murdered and the police do nothing, Seth begins investigating himself, but he runs into serious trouble.

When Josh, his parents, grandfather, and eight-year-old brother move into the old Tilton House, they discover such strange things as talking rats, a dimmer switch that makes the house invisible, and a powder that makes objects grow.