humorous stories

A nameless stray cat, offered a home with a mediocre schoolteacher, compares notes with his fellow felines on his experiences with humans.

"The Cat Kid Comic Club is in crisis! After learning that one of their comics will be published, the baby frogs are filled with anxiety and doubt. How will they get their creative groove back? Will Naomi or Melvin emerge as a leader? Will Flippy convince them to finally straighten up and fly right?"--Amazon.

"Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock are facing their scariest challenge yet--an angry mom! The Great and Powerful Kevin has promised Pan, who lost her mother when she was a baby, that she could see her mom one last time. But instead, she sees a distorted spirit of her mother, transformed into an evil creature bent on revenge against those who caused her death. Meanwhile, some new information comes to light, and Fart and friends head out on a rescue mission. Deep within the goblin caves, they search for evidence of their long lost masters, facing goblins, fire rats, floor fiends, and a troll with some seriously disgusting toenails along the way"--Provided by publisher.

"High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart, and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn't having it. She's not sure why, but she doesn't trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic"--Provided by publisher.

"After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler--a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power--and bring back . . . its barf"--Publisher's description.

"After their masters go poof in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie -- three lowly apprentices -- decide to become fearless adventurers of great renown. But first, they must take a crack at a quest! Young Fart and his friends catch wind that the Great and Powerful Kevin is sniffing around for the coveted golden llama and its magical fart. The hapless heroes embark on a journey that will test their courage, their wits ... and their noses"--Back cover.

During a weeklong wilderness adventure in the Enchanted Forest, seventh-grader Nell and her friends encounter a series of mishaps that challenge their teamwork and friendship.

"Dory's older brother and sister won't play with her. But that's okay. Because Dory has other things to do... and LOTS of friends at home who think she is FANTASTIC. Then she meets a girl at school with a big imagination... Almost as big as DORY'S!"--Back cover.

At bath time, a boy who believes he is ready to dress and undress himself gets stuck in his clothes, then imagines what life will be like if he remains that way forever.

A little boy trys to justify all his bad habits to his mother with increasing unlikely explanations.