In this alphabet book, subtracting a letter from each word leads to scenarios such as a monster winning first prize for "Scariest and Hairiest!": without the A, the BEAST becomes is the BEST!.
"A lizard takes the liberty of using what seem to be some old underpants when he runs out of toilet paper. What he doesn't count on is that his own conscience and an outraged rabbit will be watching"--Provided by publisher.