excuses

Henry spins an imaginative tale to explain why he was late finding his class at the museum where they are on a field trip.

Tom Gates is the master of excuses for late homework: dog attacks, spilt water, lightening. Tom's exercise book is full of his doodles, cartoons and thoughts, as well as comments from his long-suffering teacher, Mr Fullerton. After gaining five merits for his 'Camping Sucks' holiday story, Tom's work starts to go downhill, which is a pity, as he's desperate to impress Amy Porter, who sits next to him.

A humorous story about the absurd excuses for not doing homework.

David Mortimore Baxter tells about his experiences rationalizing why he shouldn't do things such as homework, chores, and eating food he doesn't like, and shares some excuses that he has heard from adults.

A humorous story about imaginative excuses for being late to school.

A humorous story about the absurd excuses for not doing homework.

A collection of humorous excuses for a variety of situations.

George brags, procrastinates, and offers excuses instead of training for the big race--much to his later embarrassment.

David Mortimore Baxter tells about his experiences rationalizing why he shouldn't do things such as homework, chores, and eating food he doesn't like, and shares some excuses that he has heard from adults.

Hundreds of wacky excuses to use in familiar situations at school, at home, and in the neighborhood.