Pilger, Seamus

After their lunches are stolen, Harry Buttz Elementary School students Darren, Tina, Juan-Carlos, and Walter eat radioactive burritos that give each a strange ability--along with serious gas--which, with training by Janitor Stan, may help them foil Number Two and the BO twins' evil plan.

"The Fart Squad travels back in time to a sixteenth-century Scottish castle to retrieve the Golden Scratcher that will cure the town of a contagious itch"--OCLC.

"Something is rotten in the plumbing of Harry Buttz Elementary School, and it's kidnapped Janitor Stan! It's up to the Fart Squad to dive into the toilet vortex to save their scent-sei from the World of the Royal Flush ... Only the Fart Squad has the guts, the gall, and the gas to flush this round brown mound before he overflows his toilet kingdom on the world."--Provided by publisher.

"Underwear is disappearing all over Buttzville, and it's up to the Fart Squad to sniff out the villain who's brought the city to a chafing halt"--Provided by publisher.

When Darren Stonkadopolis claims he's had a close encounter of the stinky kind, the other Fart Squad members think he's full of hot air. But then the alien Stink Weeds descend, and the Fart Squad is forced to smell the truth. It'll take some weed whacking, some stealthy stench tactics, and buttfulls of gas so smelly they'd make the sun blush to stop these mutant extraterrestrial vegetables from universal stinkination.

The Fart Squad is back, and this time the flatulent fifth graders will have to take on a prehistoric fart monster... FARTASAURUS REX!.

After their lunches are stolen, Harry Buttz Elementary School students Darren, Tina, Juan-Carlos, and Walter eat radioactive burritos that give each a strange ability--along with serious gas--which, with training by Janitor Stan, may help them foil Number Two and the BO twins' evil plan.

When Darren Stonkadopolis claims he's had a close encounter of the stinky kind, the other Fart Squad members think he's full of hot air. But then the alien Stink Weeds descend, and the Fart Squad is forced to smell the truth. It'll take some weed wacking, some stealthy stench tactics, and buttfuls of gas so smelly they'd make the sun blush to stop these mutant extraterrestrial vegetables from universal stinkination.

"The Fart Squad is back, and this time the flatulent fifth graders will have to take on a prehistoric fart monster ... FARTASAURUS REX!"--Provided by publisher.