The Simpsons library of wisdom

Ralph muses about household pets, poetry, constellations, homemade gifts, hiding spots, sports, school, right and wrong, and a lot of other off-beat subjects.

Comic Book Guy, from the television world of "The Simpsons, " chronicles a typical day in his life, describes his brushes with greatness, and presents his opinions on various aspects of pop culture, from cable channels to gaming equipment to "netiquette.".

Presents information on the television cartoon character, Bart Simpson, including what's on Bart's mind, Bart's tips for school survival, pullable pranks, secret codes, his dream tattoos, his Christmas wish list, his friends and enemies, and how he spends a typical day.

Presents information on the television cartoon character, Homer Simpson, from what's on Homer's mind, to what's in Homer's fridge, including his favorite things, his friends and enemies, and how he spends a typical day.

Presents information on the television cartoon character, Krusty the Clown, including his typical day, an official appearance rider, his friends and enemies, backstage slang, jokes, a Krusty Burger employee manual, and paparazzi pictures.