teachers

Even Mr. Bungles the teacher sometimes has a day when, no matter how hard he tries, everything seems to go wrong--including allowing the class hamster, Nibbles, to escape.

When his teacher is out sick for a week, Martin MacGregor has a difficult time with the homework assigned by the substitute teacher.

Jeremy's teacher tells him he belongs in a zoo, but when she pays a home visit she learns how close that is to the truth as she sees the floormingos, a refrigergator, armapillows, and other living things that make up his house.

Presents two brief illustrated stories, set in France, as the persistent boyfriend of Julien's teacher becomes a nuisance when he uses the class's new telephone/fax machine to express his love and a homework assignment involving autographs has everyone excited in Claudette's class.

Describes what frontier schools and schoolteachers were like and the impact they had on Western expansion.

A young boy finds that the wierd, scary and otherwise unpleasant things he's heard about his art teacher are untrue.

Miss Malarkey vows to find each of her students a book to love by the end of the school year, but one video-game loving boy proves to be a challenge.

Strange sightings make for sticky situations at Einstein Elementary after Professor von Offel creates a light-beam projector that makes people see what they want to see, and its beam falls on Mr. Flask's orangutan.

Good news and bad news arrive for Ethan Flask, the sixth-grade science teacher at Einstein Elementary: he is in the running for the Vanguard Teacher Award, but the judge is his archenemy, Professor John von Offel.

A first grader is frightened on her first day of school after hearing a rumor that her teacher is a 300-year-old alien with a purple tongue who steals baby teeth from her students.