humorous stories

Getting into a Total Mayhem Situation before breakfast while still in his pajamas, Dash Candoo must take matters into his own hands in order to save the entire planet.

"It is bedtime for Kitty, but she does not like bedtime, but when she runs out of ideas (and energy) and is promised a perfect bedtime story, Kitty gives in"--OCLC.

"Baby is finally asleep as Mama begins to shush the rest of the family; but when they are all finally quiet, baby wakes up and big brother realizes just what baby needs--a book!"--Provided by publisher.

Twelve-year-old Parker Pitts doesn't have time for a dog. But with his older sister gone off to college, Parker also has to add Boof, her obnoxious, untrained goldendoodle, to his list of things to manage. The two clash, and an intense round of tug-of-war leaves both dog and boy with bumped heads. The next morning, Parker and Boof wake up with switched bodies. How are they going to reverse the swap?.

Mutt, Karen, Stripes, and Poo-Poo have tons of questions about Christmas. For the first time, Stick Dog doesn't have answers. But their good friend Lucy does. So when the dogs learn all about Santa Claus, their hilarious quest to celebrate the holiday begins. There's a lot to do, but so little time since tomorrow is Christmas Eve. Will these holiday hounds complete their mission? Will Santa find their home in the woods?.

Pete The Cat wants to go surfing, but he looks outside and-oh no!-it's gray and rainy. Does Pete get sad? No, he doesn't! He just thinks outside the box.

"New Year's is here, and Isamu's eccentric uncle has a surprise treat for the youngster...but it's not a free one! Can Zombie Boy, with his trusty brain and healthy bowels, help Isamu start the year off on the right foot?"--Back cover.

"Kids love to eat snow! It looks a lot like ice cream- hey, maybe it really IS ice cream! Johnny Boo and Squiggle are excited to find out, unless the Ice Cream Monster eats it all first. Armed with his gigantic and mighty Ice Cream Fork, he seems unstoppable-until all that cold snow in his tummy knocks him down for the count. Can Johnny Boo and Squiggle warm up their frozen frenemy with mittens from their secret mitten box? Or will they get lost in the silly blizzard forever?"--Provided by publisher.

The magic mirror has a crack and it sends Abby, Jonah, and Prince into the mixed up tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, and they soon find that Goldy is in need of a lot of gold to get her father out of jail, and so they find themselves negotiating between the Bears, who want honey, and Rumpelstiltskin, who just wants a friend or two--but King Ned is just plain greedy and somehow the children and Goldy's father have to escape from the king's jail, and get back to the portal to return home.

"Sixth-grader and self-proclaimed genius Nate Wright's bad luck has turned around and suddenly he can do no wrong"--Provided by publisher.