Scieszka, Jon

The wolf gives his own outlandish version of what really happened when he tangled with the three little pigs.

On their second mission to find another habitable planet, the AstroNuts splash land on the Water Planet, run by some suspiciously friendly clams, who are very eager to swap planets--and if the AstroNuts can stop arguing among themselves they may find out why before it is too late.

On their final mission, the AstroNuts are sent back through time on Earth to set early homo sapiens on a path to a sustainable future by planning a Survival of the Fittest Olympics to help the humans prevail.

"Clever and creative, this anthology of absurdity takes thirty-six classic nursery rhymes and alters them into comic strips, errant book reports, anagrams and manic mash-ups, encouraging children to revel in reimagining"-- Provided by publisher.

So far the AstroNuts have failed to find a suitable planet, but NNASA has come up with a new plan: send the the four animal astronauts back through time on Earth where they are to contact early homo sapiens and somehow set them on a path to a sustainable future--trouble is, humans seem inferior to many of the other species (especially the wolves), so the AstroNuts come up with a Survival of the Fittest Olympics, hoping that with a little help the humans will prevail.