The humiliation of Pipi McGee

"The first eight years of Penelope 'Pipi' McGee's education have been a curriculum in humiliation. From her kindergarten self-portrait as a piece of busty bacon to fourth grade when she peed her pants on a field trip (thanks, vile Kara Samson) to seventh grade where . . . well, she doesn't talk about seventh grade. Ever. Eighth grader Pipi--fearing that her humiliations will follow her into the halls of Northbrook High School next year--decides to use her last year in middle school to clear the slate and to save other innocents from the same picked-on, laughed-at fate. Pipi McGee is seeking redemption, but she'll take revenge, too"--Dust jacket flap.