humor

"What's as big as a dinosaur but doesn't weigh anything? What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Find out the answers to these and many other goofy dinosaur riddles that readers can use to stump their friends and keep them asking for more!"--.

The Marching Band Nerds Handbook is a humorously inspiring guide to surviving life in the marching band world. All the best (and funniest) secrets are revealed in this series of rules and illustrations that, if followed strictly, almost guarantees world domination. Did you know that clarinets are secretly ninjas? Or that even band parents need supervision?.

Pusheen the Cat returns with a new series of comic advice and guidelines on everything in life--including how to tell if a cat is actually a "Vampurr," how to be as lazy as a cat, and how to eat ice cream.

"If eggs cost $0.12 per dozen, how many can you get for a dollar? What kind of food does everyone like to hang out with? Learn the answers to these and many other funny food riddles that readers can use to stump their friends and keep them asking for more!"--.

"Why didn't a school janitor get hurt when he fell off a 20-foot ladder? At the school cafeteria, if pie costs $3 and chocolate costs $9, how much do chips cost? Learn the answers to these and many other zany school riddles that readers can use to stump their friends and keep them asking for more!"--.

Contains more than 170 jokes, riddles, and puns about basketball.

"Through a . . . design that brings the jokes to life with . . . facts and critical thinking questions, [this book] will have readers laughing and learning"--Provided by publisher.

Contains more than 180 jokes, riddles, and puns about soccer.

Contains more than 190 jokes, riddles, and puns about football.

Contains more than two hundred jokes, riddles, and puns about dance, cheer, and gymnastics.