I hate Fairyland

"Join Gert, a grown-up in a six-year-old girl's body, who has been stuck in the magical world of Fairyland for nearly thirty years on a maddening quest to return home. It's just her, a fly named Larry, and a battle-axe, against Slug Lords, Mushroom Men, Zombie Fauns, Barbarians, her nemesis, Queen Cloudia, and even more insanity!"--Back cover.