One potato, two potato, couch potato and the rocky road to love

In the first of two stories, the Teen Titans get an awesome new TV, but is it TOO awesome? Will they ever be able to focus on anything else ever again? In the second story the day the Titans have been dreading all year has finally arrived, a day of unimaginable pain, insurmountable loneliness, and inconceivable amounts of ice cream--it's Valentine's Day! Written in graphic-novel format.